Sunday, April 29, 2012

#Yumster


"Yumster!"

Most people who know me, also know of my ongoing quest to, “make yumster happen.” The word yumster was born while trying to find the perfect description for a deep-friend candybar, and was immediately shot down by everyone that loves and cares about me.

Everyone says, “(El)mily, yumster is so not happening.” But I think all the controversy surrounding yumster is proof that yumster is so happening. And thanks to my one man propaganda machine, yumster is now happening in at least three Midwestern states. And now…Thailand.

My Thai coworkers are like American slang sponges, eagerly sopping up any colloquialisms I may spill.  Here's a list of their vocabularly so far:
        “OMG!”
        “Let’s bang.”
        “I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed.”
        “Dog, you nasty!”
        And now, “Yumster!”

I had the perfect soap box from which to share my joyful yumster message when my friend and coworker, Ning asked me if Americans, when describing food say, “Delicious!” or “Yummy!” more often. I tried to mask my excitement with sincerity but I snickered and said, “Actually, most people say yumster.”
Ning tried it out, “Yumster! Is that what cool people say?”
“Yeah, it’s pretty cool. You should definitely say it all the time.”

2 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahaha! Still never catching on stateside, sorry! Also how did they pick up "lets bang" from you? Does that often come up over there?

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  2. hahahahhahahahhahahahha omg you would. those poor people. and im with katie on the lets bang....

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