Showing posts with label Scorpion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scorpion. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

When God Tells You to Go Home


The Events:

Sept. 1st-  Eaten alive by leeches in Nakhon Ratchasima. Wow, disgusting. But not time to go home.

Sept. 7th- Sexually Assaulted. Okay, that's it. Go home!

Sept. 8th- The assault problem is not going away. Get on a bus to Bangkok and go the f*** home.

Sept. 10th- Told my new home would be in leech province, Nakhon Ratchasima. Glorious irony. Go home.

Sept. 15th- Stung by a scorpion. Temporary nerve damage. Just go home already!

But I'm still here and I'm pretty sure there is the a snake bite in my future.