Punny

Having too much time on my hands is a recurring theme in this blog. But the problem gotten worse not better since I left the world of number-crunching. When people ask me what I do in Thailand, I think they are surprised to learn how much of my time is dedicated to eating mangoes. But recently I've added punning to my schedule.
The time I used to spend writing song titles for my hypothetical band, Pat Buchanan and The Culture Warriors, I now devote to thinking up blog post titles and helping friends rename their blogs. Here are the reject blog names I spent hours on last week:

"Rice n' Shine"
"En-Thai-cing"
"WATchamacallit?"
"Thai-scream, You Scream"
"Good Thai-ming"
"Thai is of he Essence"
"Siamese if You Please"
"No Thai like the Present"
"Wai not?"
"Desperate Thais Call for Desperate Measures"
"So Much to Do, So Little Thai"*
"Thai it, You'll like it"
"Siammit!"
"Thai me a River"


*Note the irony